Nice Is Different Than Good

Two months later. Lynette faces the reality of another pregnancy… with twins as she and Tom debate on what do do. Bree struggles to break free from Orson and her inhibitions when she continues to hide her feelings for Susan’s ex-husband Karl. Meanwhile, Carlos’ crafty and sociopath teenage niece, Ana, continues to put Gabrielle to the test with mind games. Susan is surprised when her daughter, Julie, comes home to stay and has a secret of her own. Also, the identity of Mike’s new wife is revealed and the results of both Susan and Katherine’s reaction. Elsewhere, a new family with a dark past moves to Wisteria Lane in the former Young house whom include Angie Bolen, her husband Nick, and their teenage son Danny whom develops a thing for Julie..

Being Alive

When Julie is hospitalized and falls into a coma from her assault, everyone is wondering who the culprit is. Lynnette stops the doctors from giving Julie an radiation examination by informing them that she happens to be pregnant, much to Susan’s surprise.

Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover

Bree becomes upset and jealous when she sees Karl on a date with another woman at a restaurant, but she is unable to say anything, as she is with Orson. Meanwhile, the Bolen’s son, Danny, is released from police custody when they cannot find any evidence that he was the one who attacked and nearly killed Julie.

The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues

Katherine becomes emotional over a wedding cake that she made for her and Mike’s abortive wedding. This leads to a quarrel between her and Bree over using the cake, and Bree realizes how seriously unbalanced Katherine is since Mike left her.

Everybody Ought to Have a Maid

Bree finds herself in a dilemma when a maid at a local motel, where she and Karl have been meeting for weeks now, reveals that she knows about her extramarital affair. Meanwhile, Gabrielle inadvertently makes a business deal of Carlos’ bad when she insults a woman whom is married to a local businessman who is planning to merge his company with that of Carlos.

Don’t Walk on the Grass

When Lynette goes to find Tom at the university where he is currently attending Mandarin classes, she discovers him not only partying with frat guys in a desperate effort to keep his youth alive, but cheating in class as well. Meanwhile, Gabrielle objects to a school principal’s choice of removing Juanita from the Thanksgiving beauty pageant when the overweight and spoiled youngster curses in public, and Gabby refuses to admit that she is the one responsible for her two daughter’s foul language

Careful the Things You Say

Lynette begins to hide her pregnancy from both Carlos and Gabrielle to protect her promotion at the office. Bob and Lee adopt a baby from an Asian country. Meanwhile, an Italian-American family insists on Bree and Katherine to serve Italian food, which isn’t their specialty. Also, a mysterious Eastern European maid, who was a doctor in her home country, is involved in the mystery of the Bolens.

The Coffee Cup

Susan is sentenced to community service as a punishment for her accidental shooting Katherine after she presses charges against her. Later, thanks to the twisted Katherine’s meddling, Susan discovers a connection between Mike and Katherine and begins questioning her marriage to Mike as a result. Despite Bree’s efforts to hide the truth about her affair with Karl, Angie finds out, but becomes conflicted at what to do..

Would I Think of Suicide?

Mike goes to pick up M.J. from a birthday party, but learns Katherine already picked him up without permission and kept him out all day. Mike confronts Katherine after finally seeing that she’s MORE sicker and insane than Susan and trying to destroy his life. But afterwords, Katherine gets attacked and stabbed. Is Mike responsible… or someone else?

Boom Crunch

When their son attempts suicide, Angie and Nick Bolen are forced to pay for their medical expenses without insurance, despite that their secret identities will be discovered. Meanwhile, Katherine’s daughter, Dylan, return to Wisteria Lane for a visit which coincides with someone getting attacked again.

If..

In the aftermath of the plane crash, the residents of Wisteria Lane reflect on what their lives might have been had they made different choices, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, JANUARY 3 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Susan contemplates a life with Karl had she not left him; Bree considers life without Orson; Lynette thinks about a future with her unborn twins; Carlos reflects on how Gaby would be as an over-protective mom; and Angie ponders the consequences should her secrets be revealed.

You Gotta Get A Gimmick

The act of stripping reveals many things, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, JANUARY 10 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Susan turns up the heat for Mike, Bree learns it won’t be easy to undo the hurt she’s caused Orson, Lynette discovers Tom’s true intentions, and Gaby is forced to examine feelings she’s suppressed about her heritage.

How About a Friendly Shrink?

Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a couples’ therapist, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, JANUARY 17 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Meanwhile, Katherine is seeing her own psychiatrist, Gaby and Susan are determined to find out which of if their kids are in the smartest group at school, and Angie disapproves of Danny’s new girlfriend.

The Glamorous Life

On ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, JANUARY 31 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET), Gaby and Angie challenge each other’s parenting skills, Susan befriends a stripper (Julie Benz) and takes her under her wing, Lynette and Tom argue the merits of their new therapist, and a concerned Bree keeps a watchful eye on Orson for fear he may take his own life.

Lovely

Susan causes quite a stir when she invites a former stripper into her home on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan’s friends — with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gaby looks for help with troublesome niece Ana; and Katherine will find a friendly companion.

The Chase

When Celia comes down with the chicken pox, Gaby must keep her distance, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Having never had the chicken pox herself, Gaby stays with Tuc and Bob and is reminded of what it’s like to be single again; Lynette and Tom forget Penny’s birthday; Bree hires a promising new employee; Susan cheats on Mrs. McKluskey; Katherine makes a surprising discovery; and Angie grows concerned over Danny’s disappearance.

Chromolume #7

Gaby and Angie head to New York in search of Danny and Ana, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, MARCH 14 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). While in the Big Apple, a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova leads Gaby to an unexpected revelation about herself. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom are in for a big surprise when Preston returns from Europe; Mike is determined to show Susan what a man he is after feeling emasculated; Bree discovers a shocking connection to her new employee, Sam; and Katherine is confused over her feelings for Robin.

My Two Young Men

John Barrowman makes his way to Wisteria Lane on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, MARCH 21 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Angie’s ex-boyfriend, Patrick (Barrowman), emerges after her trip to New York. Meanwhile it’s game on between Gaby and Susan, as they go to shameless lengths to top each other’s kids; Lynette believes there’s more to Preston’s fiancŽe than she’s letting on; Bree invites Sam over for a family dinner; and Katherine comes out of the closet.

We All Deserve To Die

Determined to derail son Preston’s marriage to Irina, Lynette discovers the truth about her future daughter-in-law, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, APRIL 18 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Gaby offers to help out neighbors Bob and Lee in the most generous way, but does not consider the consequences; Bree begins to question Sam’s motives; Susan gets creative to help Mike with his finances; and unbeknownst to Angie, Danny meets Patrick for the first time.

Epiphany

The Fairview strangler has been living among the women of Wisteria Lane, on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, APRIL 25 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). He once caught Gaby and Carlos during an intimate moment; Bree offered him a job and some dating advice; Susan encouraged his passion for art; and Lynette will show him some kindness and generosity.

A Little Night Music

Angie comes face to face with her ex, Patrick Logan (John Barrowman), after years on the run, SUNDAY, MAY 2 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives.” Meanwhile, Gaby and Susan plan an elaborate scheme against their husbands, Lynette sees a darker side of Eddie, and Bree meets a woman who knows Sam all too well.

The Ballad of Booth

Lynette comes to a shocking realization about Eddie on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives,” SUNDAY, MAY 9 (9:00-10:01 p.m., ET). Meanwhile, Angie discreetly relies on Gaby for help when Patrick threatens the life of her son; Bree offers Sam a generous payoff to walk away; and Susan and Mike’s financial woes result in the ultimate sacrifice.

I Guess This Is Goodbye

Wisteria Lane will be all about revealing secrets come finale time. Not only will Lynette discover the identity of the serial killer, Bree will uncover Sam’s real motive and Gaby will figure out Angie’s secret. With all this deception going on, someone is sure to get caught in the literal and metaphorical crossfire.

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